Jeremy's "Patrick Star" moment of 2009

Let's face it, I'm not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. I certainly have my "not-so-smart" moments on a weekly basis. Well, this year I did two very brainless acts that really stood out among them all. One being the time I hung out with my friend Kristine and I grabbed the wrong key to my apartment and got us locked out >_< which was one very embarrassing adventure especially since I had a such a crush on her at the time! The second most idiotic moment happened on Monday morning, and let me tell you this one takes the cake. I had went over to Bobby's house on Sunday night, and so the last time I went over my wallet had fallen behind one of his dressers and I was looking all over his room like crazy. This time I made sure I was going to keep track of all my shit so that doesn't happen again. Before we go to bed I put all of my things that I need for the next day including my wallet in a brown Trader Joes bag. Since it's Monday Bobby has school at SDSU so I wake up around 6:30 and start to get ready. I head to bathroom, brush my teeth, wash my face, change my clothes and return to the room. I grab my Zune and then look in my bag for my wallet. It's not in there. I'm already freaking out because I KNOW I put it in my bag before I went to went. I start searching frantically all over Bobby's room for it and I cannot find it anywhere. At this point, I'm really mad at myself because I tried so hard to avoid losing anything. It's time to leave and I ask Bobby's younger siblings Angie and Joey if they can keep an eye out for it, which of course they say ok and knowing them I can count them to do so. Bobby and I get dropped off at the trolley station and as we wait around I ask him for a couple bucks for the trolley since I don't have my wallet. Bobby has no cash, so he calls him Mom and asks if I can borrow a couple dollars. Which is great because I don't want to risk boarding the trolley with out a ticket and then its the one day security actually ask for tickets. So Bobby's Mom comes back a couple minutes later and he gets the $2.50. We had missed the trolley and I feel bad because I'm making Bobby run a little late, but of course being the best bud that he is, doesn't mind and says its ok. I get my ticket and we hop on the next trolley. We're both listening to our zunes when I decide to replay a song (Alejandro by Lady GaGa). As I put my hand in my pocket I feel something else. It's my wallet. I let out a major sigh of relief which is then followed quickly by a hot rush of embarrassment. I then take it of my pocket and show it to Bobby. I don't even say anything. He looks at it. He looks at me. He shakes his head in disappointment. We both laugh about it, but I feel like a total dork. I must have sub-consciously grabbed it from my bag and put it in my pocket when I was getting ready in the morning. All that trouble and it was in my pocket the entire time. Fail Jeremy Fail! I'm so giving myself the "Worgin Fail Award" of the month. Bobby and I always compare our friendship to SpongeBobs and Patricks, and let me tell you, I definitely see a lot of my self in Patrick Star. 2010 is almost here, so I'm definitely going to try to keep focus and pay attention to every little thing the coming year! In anycase, see ya later!
-Jeremy:)

And the Worgin Fail Award goes to...

SHAKIRA'S NEWEST VIDEO FOR "GIVE IT UP" ft. LIL WAYNE!

wtf Shakira...just WTF!? Now, the video for She-Wolf wasn't all that great, it was just OK, but MAN I'll take a She-Wolf over this pile of trash any day! I already didn't like the song too much but this music video just drives it into the DIRT! It's starts off reminding me of a J.Lo sort of style, which isnt bad but so not Shakira...and then it has step dancing choreography (and if you notice all the girls are African-American except for Shakira, which makes me wonder...why exactly?) which I guess is kind of cool and very different from Shakiras normal stuff...but then...the whole thing just DIES when shes dressed up as the Statue of Liberty! Just what the heck is that all about!?!? UGH WHY Shakira WHY!? Shakira is totally being Shafailure right now...which sucks because shes usually pretty dang awesome. So anyway...I've decided this music video deserves the "Worgin Fail Award"...for those who don't know what that is...it dates back to when I saw Madonna's performance of "Like a Virgin" during her 1993 Girlie Show Tour on youtube and how I thought that whole performance was such a failure...Anyway here is the travesty that is..."Give It Up"



Now...to remind everyone that Shakira actually is capable of putting out good material...here is the AMAZING video for her song "Did It Again" The main attraction of this video features Shakira and some random guy doing a sexy kind of battle style dance in a hotel bed room.


-Jeremy :)

Lara Croft isn't that smart...

God knows I love the Tomb Raider games and the Lara Croft character...but this image of 2003's Angel of Darkness never fails to CRACK ME UP! Why oh why Core Design did you allow this screen shot to grace the gaming media? Just look at this!

OKAY! Let's sneak around in front of a see through mesh fence and hope the gaurds don't notice us! Not very smart Ms.Croft! I guess I will "excuse" Core Design for letting this one out, it was an early screen shot and didn't even make it into the final version of AOD anyway, but as for bugs and overall Lara Croft mistakes this one takes the cake.
-Jeremy :)

The Epic Madonna Fail

Alright now I love Madonna, she's definitely one of my top ten favorite artist of all time. Her concerts are amazing and she's been known to give quite a show. Anyway, I was watching the infamous performance of "Like a Virgin" during The Blond Ambition tour on youtube (Ya know, the one where she simulates masturbation and she has the blond ponytail and coneboobs, yeah classic shit right there) and I LOVE that one! I happen to scroll down and read a few comments from other youtubers and one strikes out at me that says something like; "I LOVE THIS VERSION! I HATED THE GIRLIE SHOW VERSION!" Since I'm so curious I HAVE to go watch it. *Types in "Like a Virgin Girlie Show"* yeah, it starts and I am WOW'ed and NOT IN A GOOD WAY! The whole time I'm watching I'm like "WTF MADONNA WTF!?!? She doesn't even say virgin right! She says fucking WORGIN cause she has some weird French accent in this one! She's not even really singing it, she's like..talking it...and then she starts laughing like a psycho and while I found that hilarious I'm just like "WTF" THE ENTIRE TIME! It ends and I can't believe she did that...yeah, FAIL MADONNA FAIL! I mean yeah, it was unique and creative I'll give it that, but still totally unlike a virgin haha, acutally I take that back it was totally VIRGINAL compared to other performances of it. However a few other performances during this tour were pretty dang amazing. Fever, Rain, and Vogue were really good. Anyway, if you want to watch this wacky, psycho "LIKE A WORGIN" here it is;



Oh yeah, I tell my friend Daniel about it and how much I did not like it. He happens to watch it...and freaking loved it... FAIL DANNY FAIL! XD
-Jeremy :)