My fun Weekend...starring ME...co-starring Daniel, Bobby & Jenny!

October 24th,2009
After the long poor, depressing 2-week period between October 7th through October 22nd, payday finally came! So one of things I had planned out was to see Daniel since it had been FOREVER and I wanted to take him out for his Birthday (YaY Happy Birthday to him he is offically out of the teens and into the roaring 20s) Which was on the 2nd...and it's already Saturday the 24th! The plan was to meet at around 5pm, so I get to Horton a little early and wait around Starbucks and Jamba juice for Daniel. He comes and we then head off to Sushi Deli. Let me tell ya, Sushi Deli is amazing...it's really cheap and really good, but they're only open from like 5-9...weird I know but they sure do some serious buisness between those four hours! After that, we head on out and walk around downtown for a bit and chat about all sorts of things! Some of which maybe be too inappropriate for my younger viewers! Okay no, not really but we sure did have a blast! We walked over to Starbucks and chat some more. We were there for quite a while, being all loud and shit, we noticed the people around us we're getting a little irritated...OH YEAH! In the midst of our Starbucks chat I had to pee...so I go to the bathroom and it's not locked cause it uses tokens...and there is a guy in there taking a crap! SO EMBARRASSING for me and the guy! LOL Yeah...I didn't have to pee anymore after that...and then he walked out and gave me a dirty look...but hey its not my fault that Starbucks uses bathroom tokens! It's getting late so it's time for Daniel and I to part ways. I walk him to the trolley station where we chat some more cause the dang Trolley took FOREVER! It came we said our goodbyes and I walk my way back to Horton to head home...Overall FUN SATURDAY WITH DANIEL!! ^.^
October 25th, 2009
After the fun Saturday Night with Daniel, it's now Sunday morning. Mom went to Church and to be honest I was way too tired to go. I stayed home doing not much of anything for quite some time. I had kept calling Bobby to ask if we we're still hanging out, but what I didn't know was that he had to work that day lol. Anyway he calls back and says that we are stil hanging which is great! 5pm rolls around and I meet up with Bobby and Jenny at Parkway Plaza, we chat and what not, catch up on a few things. Since it's Sunday the mall closes early at 7pm so we head on over to Borders Book Store and walk and talk around Borders for a while. Bobby wanted to buy some menudo, so the three of us journey over to Target...and Target totally fails at stocking menudo! Luckily...there is a Food 4 Less right next door! After we grab a few cans of Menudo Jenny drops Bobby and I off at my place. We cook our Menudo and order Pizza! Bobby and I always have a blast whenever we hang out, so it was a night full of random shit goofing off and what not...watching cartoons and porn bloopers LOL It's getting late and Bobby has school in the morning so we go to sleep around 1am. Monday morning is here so Bobby and I groggily wake up so we can take him to the Trolley...The weekend was over pretty fast but it sure was a ton of fun :) Until next time!
-Jeremy

More kids for Angelina and Brad!?!

The topic title definitley sparks a "WTF!?" right? I'm not sure if this is true or not but yesterday during my shopping spree at Wal-Mart I saw a magazine with Angelina on the cover and giant yellow letters saying; "2 MORE BABIES ON THE WAY!" -_- wtf right?? Do they NEED more kids?? Is it absolutely necessary to have MORE children? No, it's not! Ya'll have what...six kids already? Again, I'm not sure if this is true or not, I didn't care to read the magazine and now I've been searching the web for answers but can't find any yet! Now I love me some Angelina Jolie but in the good words of Jennifer Aniston, this is just really "uncool." They already have the freaking Brady Bunch, what more do they need? Ah well, who am I to say what they should or should not do right? Besides the Jolie-Pitts are rich right? Guess they can afford all those kids. It's also not like they're the Octomom or Jon and Kate Gosselin who do it for attention, money and fame...they already have all that! Ah well, whatever makes them happy I guess...in that case...keep the babies a comin'!
-Jeremy :)

The Monster Ball Tour Starring Lady GaGa!

I probably should have updated the Kanye/GaGa post, back then I was talking about how that tour was still going on even after the Kanye/Taylor Incident, as we all know it was inevitably canned as mutual decision by both Lady Gaga and Kanye "supposedly". Anyhow, just becuase that was over that doesn't mean Gaga isn't going to tour! She is now doing a solo tour with opening act Kid Cudi called "The Monster Ball". Am I excited or what!?! Tickets go on sale tomorrow ^.^ but I'm not sure if I'm going to have enough money...either way I'm DEFINITELY going to try to go! I REALLY want to try to get the meet and greet package(which will probably cost a boatload of money) but shoot if this means I have to work the corner of El Cajon Blvd I'm going regardless if I can afford it or not!!! I've heard her two new singles off the new "Fame Monster" album and they are amazing! Bad Romance and Alejandro are pretty dang awesome, in fact, I think they will be her next big hits! If not number 1 at LEAST top 10 status on the Billboard hot 100. The Fame Monster is basically a repackaging of the her debut album "The Fame" but it has 8 new songs, which is pretty much a new album anyway. December 19th is the concert so Gaga here I come!
-Jeremy :)

Shopping withdrawls!

Alright, it's probably not a good idea for me to have money...because as soon as I get some I go spend wild! Okay, not really, but If I can afford to(which is almost never anyway) I definitely like to blow a few bills. Like yesterday, I went to Burlington Coat factory to buy some new shorts because since I've been losing weight everyone has been complaining that my shorts are getting too big and baggy. Really, I'm not much of a clothes shopper, I buy new clothes like once a year if that lol. So anyway, Burlington had NO shorts! They did, but nothing I liked! It was like a short shortage! I guess because it is the colder seasons, but myself I almost never wear pants, I have like...5 pairs of jeans that I don't wear often. I'm very much a "shorts" kind of guy. Anyway, since Burlington disapointed me I decide to go look at Wal-Mart for some clothes. Now I NEVER go to Wal-Mart to buy clothes, thats like a big NO for me, but since I've been running on such a budget why not right? I go to the forbidden clothes section and I was pretty surprised! They had a nice selection of jeans and shorts for good prices (it is Wal-Mart afterall). I decided to buy these Navy Blue Dickies shorts which were $20 so that wasn't so bad, they are really nice and comfy ^.^ I almost bought this really nice white dickies button up shirt...but I changed my mind when I walked up to the Video Game Section and I saw BOTH Indiana Jones AND...*drumroll* TOMB RAIDER UNDERWORLD for only 20 bucks each! For the longest time I've been avoiding buying the new Tomb Raider because I've been waiting to just get a PS3 and then get the PS3 version of the game, which was supposed to be my first PS3 game. It's been almost a year since Tomb Raider Underworld came out, let me tell you, it has been utter devastation not being able to play the latest Tomb Raider game! I have afterall, bought each Tomb Raider game on it's initial release day ever since Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation, so this was like...a record for me or something! Anyhow, while I am kind of bummed I caved in for the PS2 version, I'm happy because at least I get to play it ya know? So the graphics aren't as pretty as the PS3 version, it's generally the same thing. I'm definitely going to post my thoughts and review when I finish it. After Tomb Raider I'm going to start playing Indiana Jones and the staff of Kings to see how that one is, should be fun since it's along the same lines of games like Tomb Raider or Prince of Persia. I also bought a new Kingdom Hearts Poster ^.^ I was looking through the poster section I was like; "*GASP* I have to buy that!" It's pretty cool, it's basically the cover of the Kingdom Hearts II which is nice. Probably post it up later tonight. Anyway, my shopping withdrawls have definitely been cured :) Now...I'm off to go play some Tomb Raider!
-Jeremy :)

Meredith Vieira has her needs too!

Oh my Lord, I would have never ever thought I'd ever blog about...Meredith Vieira, but wow is this blog worth material or what?! Pretty much Meredith loses all composure and just jumps all over this Navy Pilots nuts on "Who wants to be a Millionaire". She even goes on to say; "I'm an old horny woman! Give me a break!" Is it even okay to just gush all over National television like that? I sure don't know, but I suddenly like Meredith that much more now, homegirl knows what she wants and lets it be known! Just watch!

-Jeremy :)

Lara Croft isn't that smart...

God knows I love the Tomb Raider games and the Lara Croft character...but this image of 2003's Angel of Darkness never fails to CRACK ME UP! Why oh why Core Design did you allow this screen shot to grace the gaming media? Just look at this!

OKAY! Let's sneak around in front of a see through mesh fence and hope the gaurds don't notice us! Not very smart Ms.Croft! I guess I will "excuse" Core Design for letting this one out, it was an early screen shot and didn't even make it into the final version of AOD anyway, but as for bugs and overall Lara Croft mistakes this one takes the cake.
-Jeremy :)

Going to get CONTACTS!

I've decided after almost 4 years of not wearing contact lenses I'm going to set up an appointment for the eye doctor to get re-fitted for contact lenses. Everyone (except for Vicki) tells me I look so much better without my glasses, which I feel is true I do think I look better without my specs. Since I've been so broke lately I'm going to wait to set the appointment until November 22nd, that way I'll have the money to pay for both the doctor visit and for the lenses and let me tell ya those things are not cheap! I'm pretty excited, I actually like wearing contact lenses even though they are way more of a hassle to put on where as glasses you just grab and stick right on your face. It's totally worth the hassle, when I have my contacts on they definitely boost my confidence level. The reason I had originally stopped wearing my contacts was because they had given me a new prescription and for some reason the contacts weren't agreeing with my vision. I could see far distances and open spaces but as soon as I was in my house or anywhere inside a room my vision would blur really bad. So I'm hoping the next time I go to the eye doctor they give me the right prescription and the right kind of lenses to fit my eyes and they don't tell me I have some weirdo eye problem. In any case, I'm adding this contact buisness to my personal...re-invention haha. I'm completely changing my style by the New Year. I am going to be 21 soon so I think it's time to better my appearance. Anyhow, until next time!
-Jeremy :)

Let It Be...

So yeah, this two week gap between October 7th and October 22nd has totally been sucking big cactus! Seriously, my Mom and I have never been so BROKE! All thanks to rent which sucked both our checks like no other. We definitely need to budget better, we are BARELY making it each day where some days we don't even eat much! Dang this recession! I feel so POOR it's crazy. Though we have no money, I must look at the bright side. We still have a roof over our head and beds to sleep in and we're not down with some sickness. And hey, to be completely optimistic this 2 week fasting period is totally helping my weight loss :D My anthem for October has been the song "Let It Be" by The Beatles...if I have no money...let it be...If I'm starving...let it be...if I feel so miserable because of this...well damnit I'm going to let it fucking be! Today is the 14th so only 8 more days until Pay Day...We will make it wooooo! In any case, here is Let it be...



To Continue The Beatles discussion...or...spinning off to John Lennon, I LOVE the song "Imagine" and the video made for it. It's so simple and plain featuring John Lennon and Yoko Ono in a white room with the two of them together sitting at Piano...Iconic stuff right here.



Of course this is the most shitty quality of it and features Spanish subs (which is great I guess for my Spanish only viewers...LOL)...All the good videos had their dang embedding diabled! >_<
-Jeremy :)

Feeding Spiders :D

I'm officially calling myself a weirdo. Can you guess why? Because at work after I finish eating lunch or wait around the shop to get picked up I go in the "Kitchen" area(It basically has a fridge, microwave and a big sink) and feed the Daddy Longlegs some Red Ants! One day I just wanted to see what would happen if I threw a red ant into the spiders web and wow was I ever ammused! I was so intrigued by watching the bigger spider wrap it's prey into a cocoon and then watch it eat when it was finished. It was mildy disturbing as the ant was still alive inside of the cocoon wiggling around while the spider is sucking the life out of it. Is that cruel? I don't really think so, its the Circle of Life and I'm just speeding the process! I sure would not be saying that if I was red ant though LOL. Besides there are litterally THOUSANDS of ants and red ants all over the place, and I'm sure they're making lots more in their little ant colonies. So I've basically made the bigger spider my little pet. Every day now I go out and find a few red ants and fling them onto the webs. It's the same idea as when people have pet snakes or scorpions and they feed them mice and fish! Anyhoo, there are the three main spiders in the web. The big enchilada and two smaller ones, once I threw about 4 red ants into the web and the big one wrapped two red ants in one cocoon! Let me tell ya these are pretty big ants too! The two smaller ones have a harder time wrapping the ants up since the ants put up a pretty good fight, but they still get the job done. I want to see how big the bigger one will get...think I'll give him a name...Not exactly sure what I should call it though... Anyway, until next time!
-Jeremy :)

Annoying Golfers!!

Wow, I feel like everytime I blog about work its because I'm really annoyed or irritated. Maybe one of these days I'll actually blog about the positives of working at Cottonwood, because believe it or not there are a few nice perks that come with working there. MAYBE I'll blog about that one day, MAYBE. But today I'm going to bitch about...ANNOYING GOLFERS!!! Most of the time the Golfers are friendly nice elderly people who say "Hello" or "Have a nice day" and the occosional Spanish attempt at "HOLA!" or "MUY BUENO AMIGO!" (totally funny as I don't even speak Spanish). Now while those golfers are GREAT, sometimes a total bitch a-hole comes along...Like TODAY this younger golfer who looked an awful lot like Bam Margera stops me and was like; "Excuse me is this a lake?" and as I was answering.."Yes, this one of the..." bitch cuts me off and was like "WELL THERES NO WATER IN IT SO IT'S NOT A LAKE!" O_O I begin to respond nicely as to why it's not filled with water; "Well, the reason why it's not filled with..." CUTS ME OFF AGAIN; "I DON'T SEE HOW IT'S A LAKE IT'S JUST A BIG HOLE!" *speechless* His golf buddy comes along and says; "Oh there actually is some water in it." In an asshole way I look at the Golfer who snapped at me and say; "YEAH THERE'S FISH IN IT TOO!" I drive off and whisper "ass-hole" under my breath. Geeze whata doucheball, if he actually was Bam Margera I could have called him a Jackass and it would have been totally legit. That's just one of the few a-holes I've come across, another one was this dumb old guy who cussed me out because he got lost looking for the Tee-Box because he couldn't read the giant the sign that said; "NUMBER 16 THIS WAY ---->" and said I should "do something useful" by fixing the sign...LOOK JERKFACE, I'M BEING USEFUL BY MAKING THE ROADS NICE AND SMOOTH SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR OLD BACK DRIVING OVER POT-HOLES AND ROAD BUMPS! Of course I didn't say that, but I sure did feel like it! What a maroon...Anyhoo like I said those golfers are rare, as most of them are quite friendly. But yeah, nuff said about that!
-Jeremy :)

Lady GaGa vs. Madonna! XD

Saturday Night Live was on last night, and really I don't watch it too often but one reason I definitely tuned in last night was to watch Lady GaGa perform a few songs. What I didn't know was that she was going to be in a few skits and one was with Madonna! A suprise or what as both are a few favorite artist of mine. The skit overall was OK, it was mildly funny but I think it was pretty cool to see the two of them together in a stint of them battling it out in all Pop Diva style. I must say at 51 Madonna still looks damn good, though my Mom had this to say about her; "SHE'S TOO OLD TO BE DRESSING LIKE A HO STILL!" but hey I say if you still got it why not right?! After the skit, Lady GaGa performed "Paparazzi" first, and then near the end of the show she sang "Lovegame" wearing this outfit inspired by the rings of Saturn. After that song she went to the piano and began to sing a few lines from her upcoming single "Bad Romance"(she had a hard time sitting at the Piano because of the outfit haha). She then continued to sing the acoustic version of "Pokerface" combined with a song dedicated to her life in New York City. She was in a final skit with Andy Samberg where the two of them were wearing that hilarious Bubble outfit. The show was over and I was pretty happy I saw it, sure is nice to see Lady GaGa rock the stage! Anyhow, here's the Lady GaGa vs. Madonna skit :D
-Jeremy :)

"Fore" doesn't really work skanks -_-

At my job it's pretty much engrained in your employment contract that you will most likely be hit with a golf ball at least once during your time working at a Golf Club...okay, no it's not really in your contract, but it's something you should definitely expect! I've actually been hit once in the shoulder before and it's not fun, it STINGS like no other! A golf ball flys right past me at least once or twice a week, so I'm kind of use to it. Now, most of the time if a golf ball is heading right towards you the old foggey that hit it will usually yell "FORE!" at the top of his smokey lungs as a warning to WATCH THE FUCK OUT! Yeah, that doesn't really work anyway, by the time the golfer realizes his ball may hit someone and yells "FORE" the golf ball is already mid-way in the air between you and the person who hit it. SO, by the time the person who may or may not get hit realizes "OH! SOMEONE YELLED FORE! THAT MUST MEAN A BALL IS COMING MY WAY! WHAT DO I DO!? DUCK!? JUMP!? RUN IN CIRCLES!?" There really is nothing you can do but kind of crouch and hide your head especially if you don't know which direction the ball is coming from, which is 90% of the time anyway, and HOPE the ball does not hit you. If you do happen to get hit, be ready for some pain that will last a couple days...and a giant bruise somewhere. Upon hearing "Fore" it's best to NOT look for the flying ball of death because if you do that, chances are you might look right at it and WAM! Smash your handsome face right in, and we definitely do not want to lose an eyeball or have a broken nose or a giant welt somewhere on your face.

In any case, I guess "Fore" can be looked as a way of saying; "I apologize if my ball hits you, at least you know I warned your sorry ass." Or, as a way of letting everyone know your golf skills suck so bad you can't hit it towards the green WHERE ITS SUPPOSED TO GO!
-Jeremy :)