Annoying Golfers!!

Wow, I feel like everytime I blog about work its because I'm really annoyed or irritated. Maybe one of these days I'll actually blog about the positives of working at Cottonwood, because believe it or not there are a few nice perks that come with working there. MAYBE I'll blog about that one day, MAYBE. But today I'm going to bitch about...ANNOYING GOLFERS!!! Most of the time the Golfers are friendly nice elderly people who say "Hello" or "Have a nice day" and the occosional Spanish attempt at "HOLA!" or "MUY BUENO AMIGO!" (totally funny as I don't even speak Spanish). Now while those golfers are GREAT, sometimes a total bitch a-hole comes along...Like TODAY this younger golfer who looked an awful lot like Bam Margera stops me and was like; "Excuse me is this a lake?" and as I was answering.."Yes, this one of the..." bitch cuts me off and was like "WELL THERES NO WATER IN IT SO IT'S NOT A LAKE!" O_O I begin to respond nicely as to why it's not filled with water; "Well, the reason why it's not filled with..." CUTS ME OFF AGAIN; "I DON'T SEE HOW IT'S A LAKE IT'S JUST A BIG HOLE!" *speechless* His golf buddy comes along and says; "Oh there actually is some water in it." In an asshole way I look at the Golfer who snapped at me and say; "YEAH THERE'S FISH IN IT TOO!" I drive off and whisper "ass-hole" under my breath. Geeze whata doucheball, if he actually was Bam Margera I could have called him a Jackass and it would have been totally legit. That's just one of the few a-holes I've come across, another one was this dumb old guy who cussed me out because he got lost looking for the Tee-Box because he couldn't read the giant the sign that said; "NUMBER 16 THIS WAY ---->" and said I should "do something useful" by fixing the sign...LOOK JERKFACE, I'M BEING USEFUL BY MAKING THE ROADS NICE AND SMOOTH SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR OLD BACK DRIVING OVER POT-HOLES AND ROAD BUMPS! Of course I didn't say that, but I sure did feel like it! What a maroon...Anyhoo like I said those golfers are rare, as most of them are quite friendly. But yeah, nuff said about that!
-Jeremy :)